My name's Kayleen, I'm 16 years old, single, in New York, if want you want to know anything else message me c:
i have never seen a better example of first world problems than this
So many things I hate compiled into one post.
(via ringdove-and-robinet)
a funny joke i heard today
- kid: a plane has 5,000 bricks and drops 1. how many does the plane have?
- me: 4,999
- kid: name the 3 steps to putting an elephant in the freezer
- me: i have no clue
- kid: you open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. now name the 4 steps to putting a zebra in the freezer
- me: the same thing
- kid: no, you open the door, take the elephant out, put the zebra in, and close the door. simba has a birthday party and invites all the animals. which animal doesn't show up?
- me: mufasa
- kid: no, the zebra because it was in the freezer! a woman walks right through an alligator pond, how does she die?
- me: she gets eaten by an alligator
- kid: no, because all the alligators are at simba's party! she gets hit in the head by the brick that fell out of the plane!
- Me before tumblr: Haha that was funny.
- Me after I got tumblr: Haha that was funny, would of been a perfect gif.
felix look how far away you are
I CAN SWIM THAT
