wTF MY 7 YEAR OLD SISTER JUST CAME INTO MY ROOM AND GESTURED FOR ME TO FOLLOW HER AND DIDNT SAY ANYTHING SO I DID AND SHE LEAD ME INTO THE BACKYARD AND SHE SAID “IM GOING TO SHOW YOU MY SECRET” AND I WAS LIKE “WHAT OK” AND SHE TOOK THE LID OFF HER PORTABLE SANDBOX AND IT WAS FILLED WITH WATER AND LIKE THOUSANDS OF TINY BABY TADPOLES SWIMMING AROUND AND I WAS LIKE WHAT WHERE DID YOU GET THESE AND SHE SAID “iM RAISING THEM”
make time for your interests and hobbies!
oh btw we're going to keep you here for about 6 1/2 hours. and after that, we're going to give you hours of homework.
eat 3 meals a day!
here's lunch, it's cardboard.
school is free!
oh, but you have to pay for any ap classes, textbooks, folders, supplies, and materials for projects :)
you earn the grades you get!
what do you mean this teacher gives you bad grades because they don't like you? that's ridiculous!
respect your teachers.
oh, but they don't have to respect you, silly!
everyone is an individual!
here's a standardized test to figure out how smart you all are.
balance your social life and academics.
but you also have to do homework and study for the rest of the day.
we accept all love!
stop kissing and hugging eachother. that's gross.
bullying is bad!
but our teachers won't help you out of it, that's your job
it's okay to be out sick.
but the teacher won't explain it to you if you were. that's /your/ fault that you were sick.
act like adults.
but we're going to treat you like children.
OMG HE WAS SLEEPING WITH HIS NOSE JUST ABOVE WATER LEVEL
I hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands